FARNSWORTH=FS
FRY=F
BENDER=B
LEELA=L
ZOIDBERG=Z
AMY=A
HERMES=h
(The robot-ghost and Bender arrive at the door of a little apartment)
Ghost3- "Now, Bender, what you will see might disturb you"
B- "I once saw a robot eat another smaller robot then he vomited him out.
Try your best to 'disturb' me!"
(Bender and the robot ghost materialize through the door and are now in the
apartment where a family of robots soround a dinner table)
B- "Hey, thats Tiny Tim! He looks sortta... tiny. Can he hear me?"
Ghost3- "No Bender. He can't hear you, feel you nor see you"
Bender- "Good thing he can't smell me neither. I never knew Tiny Tim even
had a family"
Robotmother- "My dear children, I have something to say, but I do not have
the courage to say it to you"
Robotchild- "Momma, you can say whatever you want to us, we will understand"
Robotmother- "Ok... Since poppa died from a shortage of alcahol, I haven't
been able to retrieve any alcahol for you or myself... so were all gonna
die slowly and painfully"
B- "Geese! There ALL gonna die?"
Robotmother- "It's all because of... of... Bender!
That scrooge-oF-a-robot! How could he steel our cheap beer and sell it for
a can of good beer! That was all the alcahol i had!"
B- "So, according to her, I killed the family?"
Ghost3- "Yes! You killed them!"
B- "Even poor little Tiny Tim?"
Ghost3- "No actually, Tiny Tim survives by sucking the fluid out of his
dead robot family"
B- "Ahhh, gesse. I feel so worthless! I wish i could change my ways"
Ghost3- "Don't you reckon what you just was a little... sappy?"
B- "Yea, your right. Screw it all! To hell with Robotamas!"
Ghost3- "So your not going to change your ways?"
B- "Only change my beer drinking ways- I think i'll drink beer by galons now"
Ghost3 -"Ahhh! Well, if I didn't suceed, maybe the dreaded ghost of
Robotamas future will set you straight"
B- "Would you shut up! Your ruining my beer-drinking thoughts"
(Suddenly bender is materialised back home on his bed)
B- "Whoa! Was that 'dream' real? I mean it felt real and all, but... Fry,
Fry! Wake the hell up!"
F- "Err... augh... Be... Bender! Why did you wake me up for? I was having
this dream were I had this enormus T.V, it was alive and we were friends"
B- "Thats one god damn crazy, stupid dream!"
F- "Oh, Yea? what was your dream about?"
B- "I went through time with ghosts"
F- "I'm going back to sleep!"
B- "Hmmm, I wonder if it really was a dream!"
(suddenly someone knocks loudy on the door)
B- "Who the hell would that be? Oh, wait a minute... let me guess!"
(Bender opens the door and standing there is the black, grim-reaper looking
robot-ghost of Robotamas future)
B- "Ahhh... the ghost of Robotamas future?"
Ghost4- "Sure thing!"
B- "Let me guess... we're going to go to future were i destroyed the whole
world because of my attitude towards stupid Robotamas?"
Ghost4- "Sure thing!"
B- "Oh my god! I was just joking!"
Ghost4- "You see, Bender, your hatred towards Robotamas becomes... well...
alittle cronic"
B- "A little cronic?"
Ghost4- "Follow me!"
(Bender and the robot-ghost then materialise and appear 50 years in the
future and huge posters of Bender, looking like Hitler, are posted everywhere)
Ghost4- "Yeah! You lead millions on the streets marching against the bordem
of Robotamas. To make a long story short, you get elected, take over the
world, rename yourself 'Le Grande Bender',
blow up a bunch of planets, make peoples lives a missery, same old, same old"
B- "Hay, 'Le Grande Bender' is pretty good! Who thought that up?"
Ghost4 -"Ahhhh, you did?"
B- "I did? Actually you did! Well thanks for giving me the idea! I have the
urge to take over the planet and rename myself Le Grande Bender!"
Ghost4- "Ah, damn-it! It's all my fault!"
B- "Yea, thats true"
Ghost4- "I was always an idiot! I dropped out of spook-school, i'm not even
a surtified Robotamas spirit yet! I'm hopless!"
B- "There, there... listen robot-ghost-Robotamas-future guy, you only
accidently gave me the idea of being the planets evil dictator, it's not
like you... errr... is there anything worse than being responsible for evil
dictatorship?"
Ghost4- "No"
B- "Well your conchense is screwed"
Ghost4- "Listen, Bender, I want you to forget everything you saw tonight,
just erase your memory from the last hour or so, please!"
B- "Why?"
Ghost4- "First of all, I gave you the idea of world domination"
B- "And a good one, too!"
Ghost4- "Second of all, the real idea of Robotamas isn't to be kind to one
another"
B- "Oh, I get it! it's one of those god-damn charity holidays! You people
make me sick!"
Ghost4- "No Bender. The real meaning of Robotamas is death!"
B- "Death?"
Ghost4- "DEATH TO ALL HUMANS!"
B- "Atleast it isn't a charity holiday. Ok, i'll delete my memory from the
last hour"
(Bender is then materialised back in his bed, and the sun is coming up)
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(The crew are sitting around the table waiting for bender to come)
P- "That damn robot. Late. Again!"
(Bender comes in)
B- "Hi everyone! Who agrees that was the worst Robotamas ever!"
Z- "Me, Me! I do!"
P- "You didn't even do anything Zoidberg!"
Z- "I know... I just want to be part of the team"
F- "I had this wierd dream last night- I had a big talking t.v! Anyone else
have weird dreams?"
L- "No"
H- "No"
B "No... I remember something about a ghost... but no"
Z- "Why, yes! I had a very vivid dream that the ghost of crutonica (my
favourite crab holiday) came and so did 3 others. They told me the true
meaning of crutonica was to kill everyone and everything... oops! I said a
little too much there!"
F- "Dreams are kinda weird, hu!"
B- "Fry, my friend, you are trully an idiot. At the end of the dream, it's
just that, a stinkin' dream!"
P- "Oh Bender, someone called for you, they called themselves 'the Ghost of
Robotamas Future' and they left their number"
B- "Hmmm, guese the whole 'KILL ALL HUMANS' thing wasn't a dream afterall.
See you guys, I gotta go and discuse with others how to take over the world
and kill all humans"
(All their faces become stunned, especially Fry's)
B- "Relax Fry, i'll put you on the 'keep alive for one more day' list"
THE END
