"A beer convention!" Fry exclaimed, getting up from the couch for the first time is six days. A nasty smell had surrounded the sofa. Bender shot into the room. "Did I hear the word, convention?" Bender asked. "Yeah, a beer convention!" "Let's celebrate. Everyone, beers are on me" Bender said, pulling eight beers from his case.

(scene cut to beer convention)

Fry hiccups and staggers over to a nearby tree, obviously drunk. "Your a (hiccup) fine lookin' lady" He suddenly cups his hand over his mouth and runs to a nearby trashcan.

(scene cut to bender standing about seven feet in front of a barrel of Labrau beer)

He looks around suspiciously, and then dashes over to the barrel. "Hey look everybody!" he shouts from inside the barrel 'I'm the jolly grey beer-barrel!" A janitor walks up to him and whispers something into his ear. "Lick my delicious, beer-filled ass!" Benders shouts delightedly. He runs away, knocking things over or ramming into them.

(scene cut to Leela, who unknowingly is being surrounded by drunk males) "Hey, what the-" she says, startled as some nerds try to tackle her. The camera slowly moves away until you can only see a field. Grunts are heard and the camera moves back to Leela in a karate postion, with knocked-out nerds all over the ground around her. Fry staggers over and collapses into a smelly little pile on the ground. Bender also shows up, still in the barrel. "What have you done to my beer convention?!" a voice screams from behind them.

TO BE CONTINUED...