(Cut to Planet Express)
(Fry and Leela are alone in a room)
L: Why did we decide to take the back door? Both doors
are locked, and now we can't get in or out. Perfect.
(Bender walks in)
B: You won't beleive this!
F&L: Don't let the door close!
B: A dohickey's pose?
(Door closes behind Bender)
F: Never mind.
B: As I was saying, I ran out of money, flat out. And no one has an open
purse or wallet, so I can't steal anything! And I'm running low on booze as well.
So... Remember the Titanic?
F&L: Yeah.
B: Well, I didn't say anything, but I looked up and saw you 2 almost kiss ----- I also saw that
Christmas. I was on top of a building and thought I saw you in a little green box, so I used my magnfying eye,
and saw you! Plus, I read company policy. It said that no 2 workers may have an affair with eachother.
I talked to the professer, and he said almost kissing is enough to get fired over, so... 300,000,000 dollars, in cash, by tomorrow,
or I tattle.
F: What?
L: How can you do that?
B: Cause it's blackmail.
(Professer opens door - Fry, Leela, and Bender walk out)
(The next day - Fry enters the professers lab)
F: Uhh, hey, Professer?
P: Oh, hello, Fry.
F: Yeah, I need to ask you a question. If two workers are having an unknown afair with eachother, is there any way they can both keep
they're jobs?
P: To confess it over dinner. Why do ask?
F: Uh, nothing
(Fry starts to walk out)
P: Oh! speaking of dinners, We're having a company dinner tomorrow night.
F: Oh, thanks...
(Tomorrow Night)
F: (Leaning over to Leela) Don't worry, I have a wooden ring.
L: What do you mean, 'wooden ring'?"
B: (Leaning over to Hermes) Hey, Hermes, I have something very important
to tell you...
(Fry hearing this and panicking, kneels over to Leela)
F: Uhhh, Leela, will you, uhhh, will you marry me?
L: Wha- what?
P: Then we have a marraige!
F: Atleast I saved our jobs.
L: I already paid Bender!

To be continued