(everyone walks into the meeting room, they are the same people but 10
Professor: I never thought I 'd live to spend my 159th Christmas with you
guys.(muttering) I wish I were dead)
Leela: And I nver thought magazines would actually be looking for a purple
haired, one eyed model! But they did and now I have billons of dollars and
boyfirnds and I am not giving it to any of you!!Haha!
Zoidberg: And I never thought the Fox network would want to develop a
sitcomabotu me and my sexual adventures!
Hermes: I never thought I'd suddnely develop amazing radioactive powers!
Amy: I never thought I'd end up a hooker on the streets of Neptune1
Fry: And I never, well actually I did think I'd still be the same boring
delivery guy with no life and no girlfriend.
Amy: Well, Fry, baby if you're really feeling lonely..
Fry: Uhh thats really ok, I'm not big on Neptunian sex.
Amy: I..undeestand..hey! wheres Bender??
Professor: I could've sworn I sent him an invitiation!
(Bender walks in) \
Bender: Hey! How come I didnt receive and invitation to this little thing??
Professor: what was that u said?
zoidberg: Welcome Bender, we were just discussing about how shocked we are
on how our lives turned out to be.
Bender: Well fine!Talk baout your LIVES! Just keep leaving me out!
Fry: But Bender you have one too!
Bender: You're right!
Hermes: so Bender mon, wats been goin on your life?
Bender: Well, after the Planet express crew quit, except Fry, who just
can't do anything else, I tried everythin to stand up comedy, to my own
form of comedy, "sit down on a couch comedy" I realized maybe I was just as
talentless as Fry, but then I found my hidden talent.
Leela: don't tell me it's cooking. PLEASE do not tell me its cooking.
Bender: I am now a professional theif!
Fry: so, you're pretty much the same as ten years ago, too?
Bender: did you not hear the word profeesional???
Fry: Yep still the same.