Oh the job that I do is frightful
But Leela's so delightful
And since I don't have a clue
It'll do! It'll do! It'll do!

Our missions keep getting stranger
Full of aliens and danger
But Leela she knows kung fu
It'll do! It'll do! It'll do!

When we finally land somewhere
How I hate going out of the ship
But it's not quite so bad with her
There to catch me when I slip

The salary's really crummy
And our customers are scummy
But we make such a wonderful crew
It'll do! It'll do! It'll do!