Bender and Amy, they have gotten their fame-y
From working at Planet Express
Amy was cleaning, since Bender's neck was becoming a mess
Bender's head tried to be funny
Bender's body stole all her money
While Amy put her elbow straight into Leela's eye
And Zoidberg was doing a physical upon Fry
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Bender and Amy, they eventually came-y
With Leela and Fry to the moon
The ship brought a crate of prizes that were expected there soon
Leela told Amy to lock it
Amy put the key right in her pocket
Which was picked up by a magnet and dropped in the crate
Amy and Fry hurried off, so not to be late
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

The place was a park that was open till dark,
So they took off for the afternoon
And it wasn't too long till Fry found something wrong
With the gophers and the whaling tune
And Fry went and told Leela how good it would feel-a
To drive around on the moon
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

Bender and Amy, they both saw the same key
She had dropped put into a game
Amy tried to get it out, but her joystick skills were lame
Leela and Fry were defeated
They crashed the car and their air was depleted,
And Bender tried to get the key out using his claw
He was then thrown out of the park for breaking the law
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

Fry and Leela weren't harmed, they went into a farm
And told the owner they're from the park
The guy let them do chores (for two weeks or more)
So they wouldn't get cold from the dark
But as for his daughter, oh, Bender had got her
With his romantic remark
Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

Leela and Fry were not too happy to die
So they stole a rover and drove away
They came upon a lunar lander from back in the day
Bender, he came by later
He had gone back for the Crushinator
And everyone really wanted to get out of that place
So Amy flew in, and to the tune of "She'll-a
be coming 'round the mountain", Fry and Leela
and Bender and Amy hitched a ride and flew into space
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Good huh?