Ah, look at all the mutant people.
Ah, look at all the mutant people.

Tentacled Eddy, sifts through the goo
washing down from the city above.
Eats an old glove.
Waits by the flood gate
lying in ambush for norms
falling down the storm drain.
Hungers for brains.

All the mutant people,
Where do they all come from?
All the mutant people,
What made them all grow wrong?

Gilbert the fishman, lives near the church
of the Nuclear ICBMs.
Twisted by chems.
Soaking up neutrons, sees in the dark
by the glow of his leperous skin.
Arms are just fins.

All the mutant people,
Where do they all come from?
All the mutant people,
What made them all grow wrong?

Ah, look at all the mutant people.
Ah, look at all the mutant people.

Tentacled Eddy, got caught by Chuds
and they ripped his swim bladder in half.
Died from the staph.
Gilbert the fishman, Dumped Eddy's corpse
in the ooze where it quickly dissolved.
Issue resolved.

All the mutant people,
Where do they all come from?
All the mutant people,
What made them all grow wrong?