A thousand years from now
In a city not so far away
Fry was one miserable dude
And I was among those witnisin'
When someone pushed him in to
That cryogenic tube
And his response, it thrilled us
When he defrosted with no muss
To his fate he did not surrender
And he made friends with Leela and Bender
He ran real fast from the fate assignment place
With a stunned expression on his face
They all wound up in the head museum
That's when Leela first seemed to like that boy . . .

Oh my my, this here Phillip guy
May be famous in the latest - then he's just ol' Fry
He left his home and kissed his old job goodbye
And soon he met a girl with one eye,
Soon he met a girl with one eye . . .

Did you know this pizza delivery boy
Is from the time when a robot was just a toy
But he is still a dork, they say
Ahh, did you see him getting hit on Trisol
Where, for his sake, there was a brawl
Yeah, he's probably gonna get them back, someday
Well I know he delivers packages so
And I heard how awful some deliveries can go
And he's always broke, it's true
But still many think he's cool
He's a twentysomething video game ace
And the minute that ship blasted off to space
Well, I felt he'd get to first base
Oh yes, with Leela

We started singin' . . . my my, this here Phillip guy
May be famous in the latest - then he's just ol' Fry
He left his home and kissed his old job goodbye
And soon he met a girl with one eye,
Soon he met a girl with one eye . . .

Vacation came, they got on the Titanic
(No, not the one that sank in the Atlantic)
And the fake fiance thing really made the day
So we were there, and we saw the tale
Of how Fry loves that Leela female
And they might just get together they say
Oh, this left Zapp Brannigan stumped-
Was this the guy for whom he'd been dumped?
He had dinner with Fry
And almost caught him in his lie
Because anyone could sense his fear
(Even though he doesn't like Amy, you hear?)
And soon a (real) kiss was very near
Leela almost kissed that boy . . .

She was singin' . . . my my, this here Phillip guy
May be famous in the latest - then he's just ol' Fry
He left his home and kissed his old job goodbye
And soon he met a girl with one eye,
Soon he met a girl with one eye . . .

They caught a ride back to New New York
'Cause the clients resorted to calling them "Dork"
They frankly would've rather stayed away
There was soon an Omnicronian war
And it wasn't long at all before
Fry's well - placed shots nearly saved the day
And in the end, the Hubble blew
The show was aired, and the Omnicronians flew
A lot of folks were cheerin'
While others were still fearin'
And the couple I admire most
Didn't try to kiss 'till they were almost toast
And they wished Santa was just a ghost
I guess we'll just have to watch that boy . . .

And I was singin' . . . my my, this here Phillip guy
May be famous in the latest - then he's just ol' Fry
He left his home and kissed his old job goodbye
And soon he met a girl with one eye,
Soon he met a girl with one eye . . .
We were singin' . . . my my, this here Phillip guy
May be famous in the latest - then he's just ol' Fry
He left his home and kissed his old job goodbye
And soon he met a girl with one eye