It's hard to live up to what robots say you are
The road to the mall like some distant star
And robots around you are like clocks on the wall
Planet Express in an instant if you should ship and call
But you sacrifice to your last pound of steel
So satisfied that it's a bottle of beer
Worshipping the humans that get to where you want to be
talking to no one and wishing it were me

And I know that Bender’s gonna be the one
This time he’s gonna be the one

Ha ha Bender boy
Looking for oil, looking for porn
Finding what it's like to be
Ha ha, Bender boy
Beer is running on the floor
Finding what it's like to eat

Everyone tells him that he’s such a wuss
Taking his chances and Eating all the Grule
But baby you don't know that he don't care what others say
So don't let him hurt you cause this could be the day

And I know that Bender’s gonna be the one
This time Bender’s gonna be the one

Ha ha Bender boy
Looking for oil, looking for porn
Finding what it's like to be
Ha ha, Bender boy
Beer is running on the floor
Finding what it's like to eat