Fry Wars Cantana

To The Tune Of Battle Hymn of the Republic; Courtesy of Christina Nordlander

Based on the last fight of Slurms in the episode "Fry and the Slurm Factory"

Their eyes did see the horror of the coming of the Queen
Around her awful head a Slurm-green light of death was seen
But Slurms McKenzie didn't either flinch nor fail, I ween
That party worm who roared!

Refrain: Glory, glory Slurms McKenzie!
Partying with crazy frenzy!
All from New New York to Tenn'ssee
Lives the name of the worm who roared!

Our Slurms pulled down his sunshades and he made a stone-cold sight
He told his friends to run away and leave him to his fight
Then he put on a rockin' tape and bid the world goodnight
That party worm who roared!

(Refrain)

Nobody was there with him in his final agon-ee
Nobody was to see him struggle in his last part-ee
But he did sacrifice himself and let his friends run free
That party worm who roared!

(Refrain)

(Last verse to be sung when everyone's really drunk)
Oh, I have been to parties among robots, babes and men
But a party worm like Slurmsie we will never see again!
So fill our Slurm-cups high, and let's drink unto our friend
The party worm who roared!

(Refrain)

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